Sunday, April 26, 2009

shark attack hysteria


Listen: I hate to be the one to rain on you parade of shark facts, and recent shark hysteria at san onofre. I have been coming to san onofre since 1925, in that short 83 year period, numerous deaths and attacks have happened. Before Edison, State of California, and the I5 went through to san diego, San O was known for giant sharks. These great white sharks have been sharing the waters with the bathers for decades, and now you are going to see a cycle of ignorance repeated by those who don't learn from history. Sharks KILL people! There are Sharks in the water at San Ononfre. There are so many right now the aerial shots are counting up to sixty per square mile. Do Not Go Surfing at San O. This is not a joke.

3 comments:

Pete, Peet and Peat said...

REPEAT!!!!!!!

Friday, March 28, 2008
sharks at san onofre

"Listen: I hate to be the one to rain on you parade of shark facts, and recent shark hysteria at san onofre. I have been coming to san onofre since 1925, in that short 83 year period, numerous deaths and attacks have happened. Before Edison, State of California, and the I5 went through to san diego, San O was known for giant sharks. These great white sharks have been sharing the waters with the bathers for decades, and now you are going to see a cycle of ignorance repeated by those who don't learn from history. Sharks KILL people! There are Sharks in the water at San Ononfre. There are so many right now the aerial shots are counting up to sixty per square mile. Do Not Go Surfing at San O. This is not a joke."

Anonymous said...

Threepeat, you are nt kidding. As you say, this is not a joke. It, sadly, is the unfuniest thing I've read in my entire life. Try the book 'Encyclopedia of Jokes' by H.Aaron Cole.

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