Monday, July 24, 2006


While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush, Dr. Ralph comes across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seems distressed so Dr. Ralph approaches very carefully. He gets down on one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find a large thorn deeply embedded. As carefully and as gently as he can he removes the thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns to face him and with a rather stern look on its face, stares at him. For a good ten minutes Dr. Ralph stands frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant turns and walks away. For years after, Dr. Ralph often remembers and ponders the events of that day. Years later he is walking through the zoo with his son. As they approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and walks over to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and Dr. Ralph can't help wondering if this is the same elephant. Dr. Ralph climbs tentatively over the railing and makes his way into the enclosure. He walks right up to the elephant and stares back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant wraps its trunk around one of Dr. Ralph's legs and swings him wildly back and forth along the railing, instantly killing him.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.


truth/fiction said...

Probably not.

I must know said...

Is Dr. Ralph dead again?

Kyle said...

He's like Kenny, he gets killed every episode, those bastards!

Kyle said...

He's like Kenny, he gets killed every episode, those bastards!

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