Friday, July 14, 2006

Muhammad Achmed, as mentally stabile as he is attractive, has been seen at San Onofre lately.


osama said...

Do you notice the resemlance between Abdul and Sheika Dowden of Mosque Vista?

safety committee said...

No, but the lass ?looks familiar. Is she from the Point?

Dr. Ralph said...

One thing for sure, he has a severe case of astigmatism.

Peleg said...

Wrong not him for his wicked look, he did not choose it.

" . . . he's Ahab, boy; and Ahab of old, thou knowest, was a crowned king!"

"And a very vile one. When that wicked king was slain, the dogs, did they not lick his blood?"

"Come hither to me - hither, hither," said Peleg, with a significance in his eye that almost startled me. "Look ye, lad; never say that on board the Pequod. Never say it anywhere. Captain Ahab did not name himself .'Twas a foolish, ignorant whim of his crazy, widowed mother, who died when he was only a twelvemonth old. . . . wrong not Captain Ahab, because he happens to have a wicked name."

Michaleen Oge Flynn said...

A beautiful sentiment.

willie shakespeare said...

A bit too literary Peleg.

reader said...

First Moby Dick, then The Quiet Man, what's next?

peace to you said...

There is no difference between self and others. Find the holliness in others, and you will become it yourself.

a Zen story said...

Word spread across the countryside about the wise Holy Man who lived in a small house atop the mountain. A man from the village decided to make the long and difficult journey to visit him. When he arrived at the house, he saw an old servant inside who greeted him at the door. "I would like to see the wise Holy Man," he said to the servant. The servant smiled and led him inside. As they walked through the house, the man from the village looked eagerly around the house, anticipating his encounter with the Holy Man. Before he knew it, he had been led to the back door and escorted outside. He stopped and turned to the servant, "But I want to see the Holy Man!" "You already have," said the old man. "Everyone you may meet in life, even if they appear plain and insignificant... see each of them as a wise Holy Man. If you do this, then whatever problem you brought here today will be solved.

violet said...

They're overwhelming you will love and peace Dingo.

Anonymous said...

She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a
blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that
there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They
tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured
him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few
minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, and no heart rate.

The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked!!"

bert said...

Is there anyone else up here?

Big Ben said...

How could she choke on a Vienna sausage?

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