A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one can remember which animal they are so they decide to feel each other.
The rabbit says " you feel me first", the snake starts feeling the rabbit and says "you have fur all over and a cotton tail, tall ears and big back feet"!
The rabbit says "I know, I'm a rabbit"! YIPPEE! Then the rabbit feels the snake and says, ok your long and thin and slimy all over and there's a little forked tongue!
The snake replies "OH NO, I'm a LAWYER"!!!