Thursday, September 07, 2006

Talegalite Kite Fliers Attack Ranger

One of The blog
monitor's cameras
captured this image of
Ranger Ephraim's first
attempt to stop
the Talegalite
kite fliers at SanO.

Mistaking him for a
lawyer, the Talegalites
lassoed his feet and flew
him into the wind vane. He
hung there for five hours
until he was rescued by
the San Onofre Chapter
of the ACLU, who
apparently also thought
that Ranger Ephraim was
a fellow lawyer.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

I say that if he looks like a lawyer, that's reason enough to kill him.

Anonymous said...

FYI, it's Ranger EphrIAm.

Sydney Carton, Esquire said...

They told me that this is Ranger Ephraim and this is Ranger Ephriam.

Anonymous said...

You are correct, sir!

Anonymous said...

He's taller than that.

Anonymous said...

"Kites" always rmeinds me of that scene from Porky's:

Tim: Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!

Brian Schwartz: Hey listen,
Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!

Anonymous said...

It's all about the f - - king kites.

Anonymous said...

That was him, but he has lost weight on the mayor's fish diet.

Anonymous said...

Hang that naked mayor guy.

Anonymous said...

I meant dIAry.

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to have my lunch here.

The wife whipped up a couple of montagues with some philly cheese.

Sydney Carton, Esquire said...

Better than having the President as a reader.

Anonymous said...

I just had a bologna montague and now I'm thirsty.

Anonymous said...

I see definite racial undertones here. While a smiling, obviously white Ranger Ephriam is shown, the colored Ranger Ephraim is shown strung up. Shame on you.

Anonymous said...

YeS RoSa,

u aRe CoRReCT Ma’aM!

aND THe ReaSoN He iS FRoWNiNG iS BeCauSe He iS CoLoReD. iF i WaS CoLoReD, i WouLD FRoWN Too.

Anonymous said...

From what I hear, the mayor is HUNG!

Anonymous said...

If I dIdn't knOw bEttEr, stInkY, I'd vEntUrE A gUEss As tO yOUr IdEntItY.

Anonymous said...

headline should have been:

Anonymous gets a San-O Dazer off his back.

Anonymous said...

Or:
"Anonymous gets San-O Dized"

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