Tuesday, September 12, 2006

This answers a lot of questions...

Sydney Carton - An insolent, indifferent, and alcoholic attorney who works with Stryver. Carton has no real prospects in life and doesn’t seem to be in pursuit of any. He does, however, love Lucie and his feelings for her eventually transform him into a man of profound merit. At first the polar opposite of Darnay, in the end Carton morally surpasses the man to whom he bears a striking physical resemblance.

13 comments:

;) said...

See Sydney, now your friends have turned on you. I put up with your insolence, your indifference, and your alcoholism, but the affair was too much. Thank goodness I found out about Lucie before the wedding.

Although, you were always devistatingly handsome. Er, anyone know how to reach this Darnay guy?

Anonymous said...

Your links don't work!

Dingo said...

The site this was stolen from is now down. Sorry, Grumps.

Anonymous said...

The lucie to which you refer is actually alive and can be found at San Onofre any weekend or wednesday evening. He right ankle has a bone deformity caused by sydneys insistence on tying her up in the bathroom before commiting himself upon her. In a feeble attempt to absolve himself of the conflicted emotions, he avails himself of a can of spray paint, and defiles the pristine block structure with the name of her true master, Tom Metzger.

Anonymous said...

Wow, Wednesday.
You got nice legs . . . what time do they open?

Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_surfers#T

Anonymous said...

SYDNEY, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ALCOHOLIC. Have you sought help, or have you ignored your problem. Sydney, help is just around the corner. Sydney, San Onofre loves you. Is Wednesday Addams the guy that surfs SANO every Wednesday morning?

Anonymous said...

Dr. Drama dude:
Wednesday is like totally listed and like linked and evertything.
Too much. dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_surfers

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Dude.

Anonymous said...

I'm here for you Ms. Wednesday Friday Addams.
Come to Ol' Mans on Tuesday.

Anonymous said...

I know what I am talking about.
I was just singing
karaoke with Tom Metzger last week. My kinda guy.

Anonymous said...

And he hates F%#@king lawyers!

Anonymous said...

Wednesday Addams selects hot new lover from among San-0 Daze men.

Moon Phase