Saturday, August 23, 2008

The Shit Hits The Microwave

San Clemente. CA (API) -- Police in San Clemente are looking for three men who were involved in cooking human feces in a convenience store microwave oven.

Police say one of the men placed a one gallon plastic baggie with human feces inside of it inside the oven and set the timer for ten minutes.

They say it happened on August 21th at approximately 10:45 p.m. at the 7-11 in San Clemente.

The men left the area, and after the bag exploded, it ruined the microwave costing approximately $3,500.00 in damage. The store had to be aired out for a long period of time, causing lost profits.


swollen nutz said...

Sitney, you are a slueth. Thanks for being there for us.

Anonymous said...

If the flu hitz, bare it.

explosive diarrhea said...

No wonder my Ramona's Bean and Cheese Burrito tasted like shit!

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