Friday, August 08, 2008

Persons of Interest in Tubesteak Disappearance


























Citizens concerned about Tubesteak's disappearance have gotten together with the San Clemente Police Department. Based upon descriptions provided by members of the San-O Daze blog, sketches of several persons who were in the general vicinity of Tubesteak near the time he was last seen have been prepared by top police sketch artists.

Local authorities are now asking for the public's help. If you have seen any of these people, please, we implore you, post all information you can here and we will route it to the proper authorities.

11 comments:

I. Witness said...

Number 6 did it with the help of the Murphy brothers (4 & 5).

ogre said...

NOLO CONTENDRE!

Anonymous said...

Like, how did Betty Boop become a suspect. Yeah, why?


>:<

daisy mae said...

Betty has been surfing 'Nofre since the 30's. She can be a real pistol when tipping the bottle.

charlie chan said...

Has anyone considered it might be Gidget or Fain having something to do in the mystical disappearance of Tubesteak? Maybe even setting it up with the vanishing of Spin?

Anonymous said...

C.Chan, Spin yes, Tubesteak no.

Anonymous said...

Everyone loves Tubesteak.
Who has Tubesteak ever said an ill word about?
Who could be behind this?

hot doggie said...

Maybe the American Kennel Club?

ogre said...

Doggie, I think you're correct. Under no circumstance should dog, or any animal be permited on or at the beach. Tubes has said time and time again, he doesn't go to the kennel, why do inconsidde rate pet owners bring their barking *kids* to the beach.

corpse said...

OGRE, you took the words right out of my mouth.

karl loggerfield said...

The Tube has taken a job at the Paskowitz surf camp. His position is "Senior Instructor". Positioning and stalling is the name of his game. All interested students can reach The Maestro at the Cabo Surf Hotel. 100 % success rate! Tips are appreciated.

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