Wednesday, August 27, 2008

You Can Learn So Much About A Person When They Open Their Mouth




















Take this woman for instance. She is not unattractive. She looks normal. Somehow she chose to sunbathe right in the middle of the volleyball courts.

I was there when a couple of guys asked her politely if she could move because she was sitting in the middle of the courts and they wanted to play volleyball. She started fulminating about how she was there first and it's a public beach and she was using the volleyball court in her "own way" and that she has the same rights as everybody else. Before anyone could respond, her tirade became so vulgar that it would make a French Legionnaire blush. People were literally hurrying away from the scene. Mothers covered their children's ears as they carried them away. Someone called 911 and reported that there was a mentally deranged woman yelling at children, though I did not see her direct any of her attacks at children.

Forty-five minutes later she was still there, lying on her towel in the middle of the volleyball courts.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dagnabbit, Sy, how do you come up eith these treasures, anyways or what?

Anonymous said...

Anon' #1, nobody mentions she's sitting outside the court.

Anonymous said...

Mr.Sy Esq. Can you explain why you agitate these readers so? I was at San Onofre that Janurary morning your snapshot of that lovely beach nymphet was taken. As everyone can see she is the only one there, alone on the beach. Don't blame her for when you can clearly see shee is outside the elastic barrier. Had I been there
Id'a told them volleyballing men to F-Off. That's what Id'a did.

Sydney Carton, Esq. said...

I am confused. She is on this side of the rubber/elastic line, sitting in the middle of the court. But, having been there, that is just what I see.

And if she was "the only one there, alone on the beach," (as you you mention you observed first hand) pray tell, (1) who took the picture?, (2) who is she looking at, talking to and jestering to?, and (3) since you say you were there too - then by your account there were at least three of us there. :)

sano strangler said...

Say, Sydney, why must you nit-pick so. There is, however, two courts side by side. Now, Mr.Carton, if that was A-Court at Will Rodger's State Beach in Santa Monica, they'd a had her as thrown all the way accross Entrada, up 7th St. to San Vincente, and back for good measure..

will rogers said...

They should have started playing and just run over her, I think then she would have gotten the hint. A few hot spikes in her face would have cured her mouth. Must have been anonymous's girl friend, and you know what they say about the nut not falling far from the tree. "I never met a man I didn't like", but "I never met a woman that didn't do what she wanted no matter how stupid"!

beach bully said...

Will Rodgers Jr. C'mon.
Holy Mackeral, all she did was throw the ball to the side out guy when he politly said, "Thank you." Ain't you never played beach ball?

Anonymous said...

Looking at her it's obvious she's not from SANO. Hot bully never go there, ever.


(**U**)

beach bully said...

You boys had best blow that photo up to the max.

left click said...

Bully, try clicking on the picture it gets big enough!

fats flannighan said...

she needs to be bent over a barstool and butt fu@#*d.

bronze lifeguard said...

Fats, you're hornier than a 3 peckered billygoat.



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