In the long running sitcom Are You Being Served?, Mrs. Slocombe is often heard to be concerned with the welfare of her pussy. This double entendre was also used with some other cast members of the show, showing their unawareness, with lines such as "I hope this meeting won't take very long, it's very unfair on Mrs. Slocombe's pussy". In the episode "Calling All Customers", Mrs. Slocombe calls a lonely trucker on Mr. Humphries’ CB radio. The trucker tells her he’s hauling dynamite, and proceeds to ask her about her interests. She notes gardening, but that her pussy is her favorite hobby. She exclaims that she has a mantle full of trophies and that it wins a medal every time she shows it. Then follows the sound of screeching tires and an explosion. Mr. Humphries laments that the trucker has "pulled off for a coffee".
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Dagnabbit, Sydney Esq. Living in the back yard is my giant cock Brewster the Rooster. I think he would encoy meeting Mrs. Slocomb's pussy. Brewster does favor black pussy, though.
Went downtown to see Miss Lucy. Paid ten cents to see her pussy. The pussy was black, couldn't see the crack. Dog gone, I want my ten cents back.
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