Sunday, June 01, 2008

Fan Club Vows Murphy Is Straight

Marge on the left stated that she has had several intimate encounters with Murphy and concedes he is one of the finest underwater muff divers her and the fan club have experienced. Our Murphy ain't no homo stated Conchita, during one of their weekly get togethers. She wishes those nasty boys at San-O Daze would leave him alone.

4 comments:

big hunk said...

Yeah, does 'conchita' mean what I think it does?

murphy said...

Man! Thats the last "there ain't no point partie" I'm going to attend! Bring on the OHANA KEMP FAMILY FUN DAY 7/26/08 at DoHo, tell all your friends!

li'l hunk said...

Murph, where do you come up with all the couseie. I bet they're Four Door gortch.

just skeptical said...

I'll believe Murhp's straight when he quits posting all the naked men. His endorsement from his fan club isn't enough to change my mind.

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