President Tubesteak made good on his pre-election promise to turn Old San Onofre into an oceanfront playland. Re-named Tube O'Nofre, the new facility boasts a shark proof water pool on the waters edge at the site of the Old Point. President Tubesteak relocated and built a real point at the site of the old nuclear power plant. Tube O'Nofre is now the wonderland that President Tubesteak had envisioned all along. There are now no drooling dogs, no pesky surfboards and no waves to cause erosion of the beach. A bronze statue of President Tubesteak is being erected in his honor. The statue will stand at the previous site known as Old Man's which has been re-named Young Girls.