Wednesday, June 25, 2008

What A Way To Make A Living

Rumor has it that our very own Shotzy Shaffer is a collector for this outfit and Archie Rice is skimming off the top.

11 comments:

Shotzy Shaffer said...

as most of you are aware i have been on a low carb diet. in an effort to procure more beef i have started this genetics business. i hope you will consider buying my semen, and oh yeah, archy packs a wallop if you know what i mean.

hong kong donkey said...

Gawd love you Shotzy, but are you sure you prefer to use seman rather than Simon, like Simon says. I wish we could read your mind. Incidently, when you say wallop we sure as shooting know what you're saying. Curiously, has any body told your face reminds them of a club-foot, and you know what that looks like, don't you?

Anonymous said...

Colby, you must not let these wiseacres get you down. You know those longboarders have that pep talk, "Keep charging". They're right. Please, hang in there.


#29

just inviting said...

This should be where Murph limbs in with some lame comment on the male body. Now that he has lost his big blue man machine his posts seem a little weak and a little homoific, if you know what I mean, and I knwo you do, don't I.

hong kong donkey said...

'JUST INVITING', dog gone it. We sure know what you're trying to say, but we don't understand it. I don't know why, we just don't. Do you understand what I'm trying to say/. We're still confused about the word homoific. Do you mean horrific, we just don't know, do we?

lewie o'doul said...

I for one am glad that Murphy is no longer driving his over compensating, male blue veiner macho diesel machine. He has almost run me off the road twice trying to beat me to 0400 to get in line to wait in line. And the word is horrific homophobic heinous homoific. Know what I mean?

fats flannighan said...

Is that Hong Kong Donkey or Hung Like a Donkey if you know what I mean?

Anonymous said...

Fats, we hear you loud and clear, however, I think it prolly means "hung like a government mule", and, well you know what that means, I hope.

#16

insomniac said...

You must know, Archie, the cream always rises to the top.

shotzy shaffer said...

have you ever seen my Archie in the barrel hanging eleven?

the corpse said...

Oh gosh, Shotzy, I'll bet he was thrilled it was his day in the barrel, if you know what I mean, don't say you don't.

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