Monday, June 30, 2008

Talegan Divorcee's On The Prowl

Yep, there is a whole new crop this summer at San-O and I know you've seen them haven't you? They are showing up in their Suburban's, Land Rover's, Volvo Wagons and Mini-Vans. And they're all lookin for sponsors if you know what I mean. They start out asking to borrow wax then pretty soon they're telling you the sun's too hot and can they put their beach chair under your awning. Then of course they bend over in front of you to pick up something(for a nice butt view) or bend over and hand you something (for a nice cleavage view) and the web begins to be spun. And don't forget, the divorced kiddies come with the package to add to the overhead cost. Be on the look out as they are everywhere this summer seeking the care free gentlemen of San-O. Remember Spin's Adage: "Short term pleasure usually follows up with long term pain".
Remain ever vigil.

13 comments:

bruce savage said...

Hello Spin. I need no introduction, but my name is Bruce Savage from area code 90265, and I know you know where that is, don't you. I'm going to recover a
recent issue of H20 mAG, Miki Dora cover story. In it there's an article similer to the one you mention. When I find it I shall deliver t0 your
hoi-polloi beach. Remain on stand-by. It, however, based on the Hollywood Hills, not some seedy Talega Hills.

Spin Evans said...

Hello Bruce from Malibu. Great, send it to me and always keep an eye peeled for the sponsee's. They are a wicked bunch.

itching piles said...

Spin , we hear you loud and clear regarding sponsee's. The PA found the mag. The piece is titled Melancholy Baby written by Jeff Sherratt, characters are Velma and Johnny.

itching piles said...

Spin , we hear you loud and clear regarding sponsee's. The PA found the mag. The piece is titled Melancholy Baby written by Jeff Sherratt, characters are Velma and Johnny.

lounge lizard said...

Spin Evans, why does itching piles stutter so? I can't figure him out.

lounge lizard said...

Spin Evans, why does itching piles stutter so? I can't figure him out.

Anonymous said...

L.Lizard, your as bad as
'itchin piles'. Both of you keep repeating yourselves. What gives, anyways.


#12

murphy said...

They are called Talegalites lets get it right spin.

lounge lizard said...

Anon', maybe those two can't hep it. That's academic, though. Yes, 'BING SURFBOARDS' book is available, it's the best thing since jelly filled doughnuts. Check out Tubes Vblog later today. .

murphy said...

I have enough trouble without someone else trying to make me look dumb.

Anonymous said...

Murph, you made the bed, now lay in it. Stop feeling remorse for yourself.

surfer from watts said...

an watch out for dem "broleens" too as dey mighty danegess.

south central surfer said...

yo yo yo, yeze gotta watch out for da ghetto booty tooty.

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