Yep, there is a whole new crop this summer at San-O and I know you've seen them haven't you? They are showing up in their Suburban's, Land Rover's, Volvo Wagons and Mini-Vans. And they're all lookin for sponsors if you know what I mean. They start out asking to borrow wax then pretty soon they're telling you the sun's too hot and can they put their beach chair under your awning. Then of course they bend over in front of you to pick up something(for a nice butt view) or bend over and hand you something (for a nice cleavage view) and the web begins to be spun. And don't forget, the divorced kiddies come with the package to add to the overhead cost. Be on the look out as they are everywhere this summer seeking the care free gentlemen of San-O. Remember Spin's Adage: "Short term pleasure usually follows up with long term pain".
Remain ever vigil.