Monday, June 23, 2008

Archie Involved In Areola Attack

Our own Archie Rice was arrested and booked this past weekend for the brutal attack on a local Stand Up Paddle Board distributor. Evidently, Archie was infuriated when the gentleman suggested that board surfers were ruining the new sport. It was reported that Archie bit the nipple completely off the victim, cooked it and then ate it in front of a gasping crowd of onlookers.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jeezus, Spin, is this true. I, myself, can't believe it. What's going on at that beach.


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clogged artery said...

Did you see how much butter he put on it?

ditto's said...

Murphy said...

I'm sorry for your troubles but I too have to put up with the lines and crowds and heat, why do you think I aways REPETE things? Maybe I should try the WAR-DANCE instead!

6/22/2008 10:37 AM

larry coronary said...

Criminie, why doesn't Murph take up skateboarding for golly sake? What's the 411 0n this Archie guy. Does he have a brain in his head or what.

larry coronary said...

Well, dog gone my soul, maybe Arch mistook the sweeper for a stand up comedian. What say you?

had it up to here said...

Sunday's at San-O have become too much of a mental strain. I have decided to stay drunk all day Sunday and not surf just so I can put up the all the schittzle.

code blue said...

'up t here', hang in there, keep your chin up. Be strong, it's going to be a long hot summer, but you'll get through it.

Anonymous said...

Nice reporting Spin, I wish they were singing, not gasping, but you can't have everything.

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