Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Panamanian Stone Barbeques For Sale

Hundreds in stock and ready for immediate delivery. Made from natural ocean stones and smooth to the touch from years of being tumbled in the sea. The manufacturer has personally selected and collected each and every stone. Prices start at $5,000.00 for the family size and up to $25,000.00 for the custom party size. Order yours today, just ask for Panamaman at Panamanian Stone Headquarters.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Twenty five large, you gots to be joking.

I coined it said...

It's "Panaman"

just bewildered said...

Panaman, Panamanian, Panamaman....who really cares, but he's responsible for destroying The Point. When he started stealing rocks, The Point was a pronounced appendage, almost a peninsula of solid river deposited rock jewels. But his greed both in and out of the water has left The Point a mere sandbar, reminiscent of a South Bay featureless trough. Call him what you want, but see him for what he has done.

Spin Evans said...

I will be surfing the Point this weekend using my meat cleaver fin.
He is personally responsible for ruining my acting career and I am out for blood. Panaman, your skinny ass is mine.

just bewildered said...

spin,

Let's discuss apples and apples, not apples and oranges. If you want his ass for ruining your golden opportunity for stardom; fine. But his greatest transgression is what he's done to The Point, and that's what we should all hold him responsible for. He makes Murph and the Campfire Girls look like heroes.

Spin Evans said...

we need to get this little piss-ant and force him to restore the Point to its former glory. He should be held accountable and made to rebuild the Point, stone by stone. Say, this could be a documentary, whata ya think?

henry ford said...

count me in.

alan c. moore said...

dibbs on the tee-shirt sales.

fats flannighan said...

let's tie up the little pecker head to the pole at the Point and stone him.

oats sower said...

Aloha & mahalo Spin. We had no idea you were in the biz, and you know what biz I mean don't you. By any chance is your given name Spinich, shortened to Spin?

Spin Evans said...

yes, I am a French ex-patriot and my birth name was Spinach Souffle'.

Anonymous said...

Holy Criminey, that fits in with Tugboat Annie, and you remember her, don't you?



#7

Murphy the Rott said...

Hello Tube, I am coming to visit you soon, magma drool and all.

oats sower said...

Murph the Rott, Tubes wants you to visit, just don't bring Munoz. Also, Tubes thought you should be informed he lives in a Viet Cong neighborhood.

Murphy the Rott said...

no problem they've tried to eat me before to no avail and they know I love asian food if you know what I mean and I know you do.

Anonymous said...

We sure do, Murph. God love you.

Murphy the Rott said...

Gotta Go, Spin thinks I'm hoggin all the action. See you all soon.

Anonymous said...

Good riddence to bad rubbish.




#^&^#

Spin Evans said...

the heinous(my favorite word) photos from the Solana Beach Shark attack are in and being reviewed by Dingo and Puttzle. They are horrific and maybe not suitable for San-O Daze but it's up to the censorship committee.

StoneSaver said...

Here's what I do when I surf point: ride every wave to the beach, put a rock on your board, paddle it out to the lineup and drop it in. Simple, no?

just bewildered said...

Stonesaver, I think you've hit on a good idea. And here's what I'm thinking: Paddle a rock out and throw it at Panamaman. Two birds with one stone, if you know what I mean.

Anonymous said...

'just bewildered' if Stonesaver don't, I do.

murphy said...

Hold on there! There's already enough guys at The Point who are STONED!

Anonymous said...

Murph, what's the average age of older fellows surfing the *Point*. Don't they realize if they hadn't made it surfing by the time they were 19, they're not gonna make it now. Ask those codgers why it's called dope.

just bewildered said...

Murph,
We can throw stones at the Stoners too. We just need to get them out of their cars and into the surf, so the rocks will rebuild The Point. Between Panamaman and the Stoners we should get tons of people to throw tons of rocks.

murphy said...

People who live in GRASS shacks, should not throw STONERS!

Anonymous said...

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