Monday, July 14, 2008

Complying With The New Ban On Nudity At San Onofre

NUDE:
1. Having no clothing; naked.
2. Permitting or featuring full exposure of the body.

Nude means NO clothing. None. Nada. Zero.
Full exposure means FULL Exposure. Total. Everything.

My client was NOT NUDE.


11 comments:

old stud said...

Sitney, I'm glad you caught it. Way back when, at 'da Bu there was a Carrabean Calypso dancer who was forced to wear a Jamaican Calypso hat, because of of his Archie Rice package, and you know what that looks like, I think you do.

Anonymous said...

REPETE!




#62

Anonymous said...

Mr.Carton, instead of featuring nudeies at Surf Beach, put ut your effort on forbidding that devil toll road, aka 241.

pete said...

That is a 50% repeat.

Anonymous said...

Pete you and Repeat sure are are on your toes. It's getting more and more difficult to get something by you guys.


#54

FOGGER D. BLOGGER said...

Carton Esq, where do you get your models?

Anonymous said...

Kidney Esq., what canyou tell us about the SANODAZE
clowns, like is that photo real, or is it Memorex. Just curous

agent said...

All models sign up at bathoorm # 8.

agent said...

Sydney is at the front of the oppostion to the toll road.

morpheus said...

What is 'real'? How do you define 'real'? If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

young stud said...

agent, there's no toilet at #8. They stop at 5.


REPETE!

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