Monday, July 28, 2008


This poor man was wading in the shorebreak when he knelt down to rescue an errant Sea Hare that had become entangled in the kelp. To be ironically rewarded for his good deed, he ended up kneeling on an old rusty syringe full of some sort of yellowish fluid. To add insult to injury, the angle of which he knelt coupled along with his rather large girth forced about 3cc's of the fluid directly into his knee. He is undergoing AIDS testing at this very moment.


Anonymous said...

That fellow sure looks familiar. Is it Paul Carter?

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murphy's greatest hits said...

"Its a travesty and a defecation of charactor"

Spin Evans said...

that fellow does in fact look very familiar and my guess it is none other than Archibald Rice, injecting another speed ball at the knee cap.

Anonymous said...

They say it was a Sea Hare, do you think it could have been a Sea Cucumber, Well, yes or no?

giant armenian cucumber said...

It was a Sea Hare for sure. The man holds several degrees in Oceanic Biology.

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Mollusca

Class: Gastropoda

Subclass: Orthogastropoda

Superorder: Heterobranchia

Order: Opisthobranchia

Suborder: Anaspidea (=Aplysiomorpha)

fats flannighan said...

you guys are bending my head too much. It was probably nothing more than dog schitt.

christian soldier said...

Great Armenian Cucucumber, you sure sound like like Ricky GRigg.

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