So you thought it was surf camp did ya? Previously reported surf legend was supposed to have a summer job at a famous surf camp. This reporter has uncovered the whole, awful truth. Is this famous surf camp only a cover for a Nancy Boy Camp? Is our legend only a dishwasher or a hands on counselor? This reporter demands to know!Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Legendary Surfer Goes To Camp
So you thought it was surf camp did ya? Previously reported surf legend was supposed to have a summer job at a famous surf camp. This reporter has uncovered the whole, awful truth. Is this famous surf camp only a cover for a Nancy Boy Camp? Is our legend only a dishwasher or a hands on counselor? This reporter demands to know!
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If you want my honest opinion i'll give to you, okay. You must be on the lookout for middle age men loitering as kitchen help.
There's always impending danger these lurkers are on the prowel
and before you guys even get started, it is NOT MURPHY who is at Gay Camp.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Murphy!
Murphy who?
Ta Da
Rim shot
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its a frigin camp for homo's. I wanna know who his kitchen bitch is.
Thank God it's not Murph, but then it must be Pretzel. I knew this "Don't ask, don't tell" policy was going to fall on its face. I was afraid that when Murph traded in big blue for his wife's KIA that the truth was about to surface. I just didn't know it would happen this quick. Poor Murph!!! Will this be the last of Pretzel or will he be strong enough (I can't really say man enough with this latest news) to come to the beach.
nothin but a bunch of fudge packers and pillow biters.
Tubby,
What kind of camp were you talking about? Oh my, this is discouraging.
I've always suspected that that early morning crew, who rarely surf, looked a little nancy like, and I always wondered why they all came to the beach if not to surf. I guess I know now.
we love our camp, especially when we wake up under the big top.
they sure a schitt ain't star gazing up there in line at 0400.
That 4 AM line is taking on a whole new perspective. There used to be a name for that kind of thing when it was popular in San Francisco in the 80's, but I can't remember what it was called. What say you?
strangers in the night?
are you tellin me that Four Doors is really a locked up gay bath house? What are those guys doin behind there anyway?
San O was one of the first places to have single locking heads. A coincidence?
'Stan the Man With the Tan', that 4 Doors is a hotbed gay festations, that's for sure. More sores have been exchanged un there than you can shake a stick at, I guarantee.
This is alarming and brings new light to the saying "Bros before Hos" and again resurfaces the question of the popularity of David Nuuhiwa at the Point.
Oh ho, now my manhood is being questioned! That was not I at the camp, look elsewhere, maybe a recently incarcerated person we all know.
Nuuhiwa's butts have been a constant topic of conversation at the point for a long time.
thank god pretzel stood up for himself. His word is good enough for me. So now who is the hot dog licking homo in the crowd?
Who's the big guy with the dogs? He always sits in his picture framing truck and stares at other men. How about Panaman, he's skinny and from the Bay/Gay area? There's quite a few guys that seem to delight in wearing Speedos. Are all of us straight guys missing something?
can anyone tell us just how strong is Pretzle is. Does he frequent the Four Door bath house. Please tell me.
the Four Door's Bath House is private and you must have a key. See Murphy if you want a key.
Hey, Murph you gotsa key to that fesring Four Door bath house. i'm going out of my head. I need relief-pronto.
Panaman is definitely a homo.
the Four Doors Gay Bath House Club is now accepting new members.
See Captain Yappie for an in depth, pre-membership interview.
The four door connection makes all the sense in the world. Whoa, can you believe it? A gay bath house right here in beautiful San O. You know what that means, don't you? This changes everything!!
damn, it's 4a.m. and I just left the Four Doors Gay Bath House. Those fellas sure know how to party and they're pretty cute too.
Absolutely Legendary Performance!
Henry, you were a man among men last night. The bath house rocks.
that little Doc Paskowitz has a cute tush and is hung like an army mule and has a tongue like a monitor. I almost changed teams.
I will clear the beach of these parasites, legends or not. I wonder if they like men in uniform?
Archie Rice showed up and he sure packs a wallop if you know what I mean. I can hardly walk today so no rock stealing.
THE FOUR DOORS GAY BATH HOUSE IS HEREBY CLOSED FOR ALL BUSINESS.
As we all know, if you drop your wallet at The Point, kick it to Dogpatch before you pick it up!
This whole scene is a disgrace, especially with your bath house expose. Why don't you simply retitle it 'West Hollywood Daze', if you know what I mean, and I know you do.
Boys, I think this post has screwed the pooch, and I know you know what I mean, don't you? This expose exposes more than some of us want revealed about the little lady we call SanO. Can you believe it? A homosexual hootanany right here under our noses. Oh boy!!!
boys, this post is toast, the jellies jigglin and the light is out. Good nite Irene.
Leather Britches, you hit the nail right on the head, almost. If you frequent Old 'Nofre you'd be surprised what goes on 'behind closed doors' at
Four Doors. We know who the ship risht is down there. Hint: "Hey, Beer Man". Hint #2: Muscle Beach.
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