Thursday, June 08, 2006
Two illegal aliens are riding along El Camino Real on a motorbike. Their motorbike breaks down and they start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the illegals ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the truck as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but he will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the illegals he has to leave. "Heyyy meester" they say "geeve us a puckeen lift". The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The illegals put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back, would he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the truck so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough the CHP pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies “Illegal Alien Eggs”. The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so he wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers. The Officer replies: "I've got a wagon with 20,000 illegal alien eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the bastards have managed to steal a motorbike already".
Posted by Dingo at 8:31 AM