Dingo has been arrested and is being held under armed guard at Camp Pendleton. Rumors at the military base say that the arrest is related to the death of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Nothing is known as to the charges because the arrest was made under a sealed warrant by Homeland Security, who have since handed Dingo over to the USMC Military Police.
I will be representing him at an emergency after-hours hearing at the Federal Courthouse. The major goal will be to prevent him from being transported to a foreign detention center for questioning, which is what usually happens once someone arrested in this fashion is transferred to a military base. It is impossible to do anything more for him right now and we will not be permitted to learn what the charges are for some time, if we are ever able to learn what the charges are. This is not your grandfather's legal system anymore.