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Monday, June 19, 2006
Pillsbury Dough Boy Death A Hoax
San Clemente (UPI) The Pillsbury Dough Boy is alive. He was photographed by an operative of The blog monitor while attempting to flee the photographer this Sunday at San Onofre Surf Beach. There is a rumor that he entered the Federal Witness Protection Program for unknown reasons. Official sources won't comment. It is suspected that an imposter was involved in the faking of his death and quickie funeral.