Monday, June 19, 2006

Pillsbury Dough Boy Death A Hoax

San Clemente (UPI) The Pillsbury Dough Boy is alive. He was photographed by an operative of The blog monitor while attempting to flee the photographer this Sunday at San Onofre Surf Beach. There is a rumor that he entered the Federal Witness Protection Program for unknown reasons. Official sources won't comment. It is suspected that an imposter was involved in the faking of his death and quickie funeral.

21 comments:

Manny Moe & Jack said...

Is that Dingo just to the left of the next trash bin down the road?

Is Dingo in on the hoax?

Sydney Carton, Esq. said...

MM&J:

Here's an enlargement if that helps.

John Blackburn said...

I see, right to left,
little girl, labrador, bare chested man, off white T-shirt man, poodle.

Anyone else?

meie said...

little girl: sadie
lab: moxie
bare chested man: alfie
T shirit man: sealie

tits said...

wrong

harry Hamilen said...

Okay, tits, then give us the right IDs.

Inquiring mind wants to know said...

Does that put Dingo in the clear?

rin tin tin said...

I think it does, but he still needs to explain his involvment. Is he is the witness protection program?

Lassie said...

He knows what happened to Little Timmy.

reader-onymous said...

Is the Dough Boy running for that motorhome in the previous picture?

shhh. there's no surf here said...

He's running from the big surf!

I can wink mine said...

brownhole photographed at world cup

observer 345.beta.3 said...

just another day at the point

I question whether that is dingo said...

San Clemente CSI sketch artist releases sketch of dingo as he may look today in disguise.

agent zero said...

another Dingo disguise?

banilla chocolatte said...

San Clemente mayor warns citizens that Dingo, in disguise, may be hiding out in plain sight

jimmy olsen said...

San Clemente CSI sketch artist releases second sketch of Dingo as he may appear today

Joe Friday said...

updated sketch of possible Dingo disguise, based on eyewitness accounts, released by San Clemente CIS

king of the blue meanies said...

final sketch of possible Dingo disguise released by San Clemente CIS, with a warning, "Dingo could look like anyone,don't open your door to strangers, and maybe not even those who look like your own family members."

newbee said...

It's a linking frenzey.

Captain of the yellow submarine said...

I think a certain esquire has too much time at his disposal.

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