San Clemente (UPI) The Pillsbury Dough Boy is alive. He was photographed by an operative of The blog monitor while attempting to flee the photographer this Sunday at San Onofre Surf Beach. There is a rumor that he entered the Federal Witness Protection Program for unknown reasons. Official sources won't comment. It is suspected that an imposter was involved in the faking of his death and quickie funeral.
Monday, June 19, 2006
Pillsbury Dough Boy Death A Hoax
San Clemente (UPI) The Pillsbury Dough Boy is alive. He was photographed by an operative of The blog monitor while attempting to flee the photographer this Sunday at San Onofre Surf Beach. There is a rumor that he entered the Federal Witness Protection Program for unknown reasons. Official sources won't comment. It is suspected that an imposter was involved in the faking of his death and quickie funeral.
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Is that Dingo just to the left of the next trash bin down the road?
Is Dingo in on the hoax?
MM&J:
Here's an enlargement if that helps.
I see, right to left,
little girl, labrador, bare chested man, off white T-shirt man, poodle.
Anyone else?
little girl: sadie
lab: moxie
bare chested man: alfie
T shirit man: sealie
Okay, tits, then give us the right IDs.
Does that put Dingo in the clear?
I think it does, but he still needs to explain his involvment. Is he is the witness protection program?
He knows what happened to Little Timmy.
Is the Dough Boy running for that motorhome in the previous picture?
He's running from the big surf!
brownhole photographed at world cup
just another day at the point
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It's a linking frenzey.
I think a certain esquire has too much time at his disposal.
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