Thursday, June 15, 2006

BK Cleared. Photo Proves Innocence.

I know you have all been wondering what happened to BK after his arrest, reported here at San-O Daze. Well, to be brief, BK was never "carrying an illegal weapon under his skirt," as was reported by the press. First of all, it was a kilt. Secondly, as the photographic evidence clearly shows, there was no "12-gauge flare gun." BK was released Wednesday night after the judge finished examining the evidence. I knew that once the judge got a personal view of the evidence, she would be satisfied. BK reports that the judge was quite thorough, examining the evidence at 1:15, 1:45, and again at 3:30 a.m.

16 comments:

Rock Hudson said...

I saw Brownhole!!!

scary mary said...

That's BK alright, I'd recognize that stiff pole anywheres. Is he still living upstairs at the "Rib", btw, where can I buy the photo?

Goober Pyle said...

Is it true that Gomer got a piece of the Rock?

Judge Judy said...

Dismissed on lack of evidence.

terry beard said...

Sure Judy, you'd love to loosen BK's load, wouldn't you. He's squirt all over you, wouldn't he?

Jamie said...

He's no Screech

brownhole said...

I've been scared straight.

gin michael vodka said...

I will never look at BK the same way

Fed. Ex. said...

Scary Mary:
He delivers.

gay for pay is ok said...

Screech.
10 inch.
he could make the money he needs to save his house doing porn.
gay porn, but its just acting, so it doesn't count.

Anonymous said...

Scary M, that B.K. is a loose cannon redy to explode. If he does, you'd bette step back.

just wondering said...

It makes me wonder if some guy set up a hidden camera to catch "up skirt" shots, came back and got the camera, and got more than he bargined for.

justene brady said...

Now's there's something you don't see everyday.

hairy mary said...

You can tell that BK, with nutz that tight he can slam me like an $8.00 omelet.
Any day of the week.

little girl said...

That man gave me candy

Full release massage therapist said...

You would think that he would at least throw a party to celebrate his release, or releases, as the case may be.

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