Thursday, June 15, 2006

BK Cleared. Photo Proves Innocence.

I know you have all been wondering what happened to BK after his arrest, reported here at San-O Daze. Well, to be brief, BK was never "carrying an illegal weapon under his skirt," as was reported by the press. First of all, it was a kilt. Secondly, as the photographic evidence clearly shows, there was no "12-gauge flare gun." BK was released Wednesday night after the judge finished examining the evidence. I knew that once the judge got a personal view of the evidence, she would be satisfied. BK reports that the judge was quite thorough, examining the evidence at 1:15, 1:45, and again at 3:30 a.m.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw Brownhole!!!

Anonymous said...

That's BK alright, I'd recognize that stiff pole anywheres. Is he still living upstairs at the "Rib", btw, where can I buy the photo?

Anonymous said...

Is it true that Gomer got a piece of the Rock?

Anonymous said...

Dismissed on lack of evidence.

Anonymous said...

Sure Judy, you'd love to loosen BK's load, wouldn't you. He's squirt all over you, wouldn't he?

Anonymous said...

He's no Screech

Anonymous said...

I've been scared straight.

Anonymous said...

I will never look at BK the same way

Anonymous said...

Scary Mary:
He delivers.

Anonymous said...

Screech.
10 inch.
he could make the money he needs to save his house doing porn.
gay porn, but its just acting, so it doesn't count.

Anonymous said...

Scary M, that B.K. is a loose cannon redy to explode. If he does, you'd bette step back.

Anonymous said...

It makes me wonder if some guy set up a hidden camera to catch "up skirt" shots, came back and got the camera, and got more than he bargined for.

Anonymous said...

Now's there's something you don't see everyday.

Anonymous said...

You can tell that BK, with nutz that tight he can slam me like an $8.00 omelet.
Any day of the week.

Anonymous said...

That man gave me candy

Anonymous said...

You would think that he would at least throw a party to celebrate his release, or releases, as the case may be.

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