Thursday, June 29, 2006

Al

I came up to SanO yesterday. There was a surf contest up at trestles.
Before I went up there, I spent some time talking to this guy named Al, a little bit past the first big shack when you drive in. He seemed a nice sort, but kept claiming that he invented the space time continuum or some such. He was hard to understand and was drinking heavily.

17 comments:

Dr. Ralph said...

He looks like a 5150 for sure. Any dude with a tongue piercing has got to be a sword swallower.

toxologistgist said...

That's Sal Geez for sure. He ain' drunk, that's Bud Lite, mere 3.4%

Cop said...

He is still, booku dinkie dow.

Austin Powers said...

That’s not my Swedish Penis Pump, baby. I’ve never seen the thing before.

avid reader said...

Is this the guy who made the joke about how many Dowdens it takes to change a lightbulb? Because I remember at that time there was a pretty funny reply that said:
It takes two Dowdens to change a lightbulb. One unscrews the bulb while the other hands you a tube of lubricant, because having used the lightbulb riddle, ya gotta know where the used bulb is going. There is nothing you can do to stop it, and it will go easier it you lube yourself us first.

That's what I love about this blog. It's one step ahead of the news.

Johnny Cockran said...

So that's what the judge does in those robes!

Rush Limbaugh said...

Well, I guess I really did
'read it here first.'
A man has a lightbulb shoved up his ass.

Mike Turnagain said...

That's the guy who keeps shoulder hopping me at Oldmans!

Bathroom# 4 Local said...

I'm glad to see that Rustys back!

moon dogie said...

Is that guy Hawaiian?

Mike Mumpfreis said...

Why don't you shove that penis pump up your ass.

Jak Off said...

Mike:
Al says come on over, you're his kind of people.

Alan Seymour said...

You should have taken him up to the contest area. He fits right in.

El Pollo said...

That IS Alan Seymour, if you cleaned him up a bit.

El pollo said...

. . . cleaned up Alan, that is.

Colonel Sanders said...

El pollo, you loco.

man grabbing his own crotch said...

I got your 5150 right here.

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