Dingo has been arrested and is being held under armed guard at Camp Pendleton. Rumors at the military base say that the arrest is related to the death of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Nothing is known as to the charges because the arrest was made under a sealed warrant by Homeland Security, who have since handed Dingo over to the USMC Military Police.I will be representing him at an emergency after-hours hearing at the Federal Courthouse. The major goal will be to prevent him from being transported to a foreign detention center for questioning, which is what usually happens once someone arrested in this fashion is transferred to a military base. It is impossible to do anything more for him right now and we will not be permitted to learn what the charges are for some time, if we are ever able to learn what the charges are. This is not your grandfather's legal system anymore.
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Great picture.
Dingo: You should use the picture as your avatar.
Dingo
You are only the second celebrity that I have seen take a good mug shot.
He was always a quiet sort. Kept mostly to himself. Not the kind of guy you would suspect of anything.
Are you sure he hasn't just gone on walk about?
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How could this happen in America?
Mind if I get a beer from your cooler while you're out surfing?
I realy do pack 10 inches.
One finds out how few friends they really have once they're arrsted.
He's innocent I tell you. He was at the movies with me.
This actually highlights a serious problem in America.
I knew the internet would get him into trouble.
How much dough is Dingo paying you to represent him?
The children.
Has anyone thought about the children?
Shouldn't our focus be on the children?
Yeah, if he has a bunch of dough he can't explain, maybe that explains why the Pillsbury Dough Boy's funeral was closed casket!
I didn't realize Dingo was so tall.
Quick.
Call San Clemente CSI.
No matter what, don't give a DNA sample.
Dingo: I'm here for you, dog.
Dingo: I'm here for you too, dog.
Has anyone thought of contacting Amnesty International?
I'm not here for you, dog.
Would that be the ASPCA division of Amnesty International?
Arrested and held under secret charges without bail. That kinda thing can't happen.
Shut the hell up.
Do you want Fatherland Security coming down on us?
You won't think it's so funny when they come knocking.
BREAKING NEWS.... DINGO IS ON THE RUN!!!
Word has it, Dingo outwitted his captors in a ruse. While napping in his detention cell, awaiting transfer to GC, he kept one eye open. While his two human gaurds played with their German Sheppard, Dingo grabbed some camo make-up, and changed his markings to, yep, you gussed it, a German Sheppard. Meantwhile he found some old camo clothes on the floor, slipped into them and then waited for the gaurd rotation. The two new jarheads, fresh off a 3 day pass to San 'O (you know who they are), we're just showing up, and the outgoing crew, particularly the Sargent, said "Listen Up!!! Lance Corperal Pile - I don't want to see anyone come in or go out of this jail house! Do you hear me?!" And this is where Dingo made his escape. Unwittingly, the new gaurds didn't see anyone, but they found a nice cuddly German Shepard in the Cell, who really needded to go pee. So they let him out on the base. News has it Dingo is now headed to his "favorite spot", driving a white van he stole from the chow-hall.
So maybe the Pillsbury Doughboy was a Muslim and that's why they buried him so quickly, so what should I care? He looks like a foreigner to me.
F. Lee:
You said it better than I ever could:
"I get paid for seeing that my clients have every break the law allows. I have knowingly defended a number of guilty men. But the guilty never escape unscathed. My fees are sufficient punishment for anyone."
~~ F. Lee Bailey
. . . and in a related story, BK's van missing.
RUN, DINGO, RUN!
Headline* News:
Sydney Carton, Esq. implicated in escape of Dingo.
*Sorry, all you get is the headline.
RUN, SYDNEY, RUN!
BREAKING NEWS:
Dingo is still on the loose following his escape. Camp Pendleton is in full lock down. San Onofre is closed. All vehicles traveling on the San Diego Freeway (I-5) between San Clemente and Oceanside are being searched. Traffic has showed to a crawl. Travelers are warned not to pick up hitchhikers in Orange or San Diego Counties until Dingo is captured. Residents of both counties are advised to keep their door and windows locked.
Godo God.
Is he safe?
Great photo.
Say it aint so-o, Ding-o.
Cool story and follow up.
Super photo!
Did BK get his van back?
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