Monday, June 19, 2006

Pillsbury Dough Boy Death A Hoax

San Clemente (UPI) The Pillsbury Dough Boy is alive. He was photographed by an operative of The blog monitor while attempting to flee the photographer this Sunday at San Onofre Surf Beach. There is a rumor that he entered the Federal Witness Protection Program for unknown reasons. Official sources won't comment. It is suspected that an imposter was involved in the faking of his death and quickie funeral.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that Dingo just to the left of the next trash bin down the road?

Is Dingo in on the hoax?

Sydney Carton, Esquire said...

MM&J:

Here's an enlargement if that helps.

Anonymous said...

I see, right to left,
little girl, labrador, bare chested man, off white T-shirt man, poodle.

Anyone else?

Anonymous said...

little girl: sadie
lab: moxie
bare chested man: alfie
T shirit man: sealie

Anonymous said...

Okay, tits, then give us the right IDs.

Anonymous said...

Does that put Dingo in the clear?

Anonymous said...

I think it does, but he still needs to explain his involvment. Is he is the witness protection program?

Anonymous said...

He knows what happened to Little Timmy.

Anonymous said...

Is the Dough Boy running for that motorhome in the previous picture?

Anonymous said...

He's running from the big surf!

Anonymous said...

brownhole photographed at world cup

Anonymous said...

just another day at the point

Anonymous said...

San Clemente CSI sketch artist releases sketch of dingo as he may look today in disguise.

Anonymous said...

another Dingo disguise?

Anonymous said...

San Clemente mayor warns citizens that Dingo, in disguise, may be hiding out in plain sight

Anonymous said...

San Clemente CSI sketch artist releases second sketch of Dingo as he may appear today

Anonymous said...

updated sketch of possible Dingo disguise, based on eyewitness accounts, released by San Clemente CIS

Anonymous said...

final sketch of possible Dingo disguise released by San Clemente CIS, with a warning, "Dingo could look like anyone,don't open your door to strangers, and maybe not even those who look like your own family members."

Anonymous said...

It's a linking frenzey.

Anonymous said...

I think a certain esquire has too much time at his disposal.

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