Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Archie Ditches Plane-DEA Skeptical

Our own Archie Rice risked death yesterday and ditched his cargo plane near the San Clemente Pier. Avoiding beachgoers, he landed the plane safely along the water's edge. The DEA is questioning his cargo manifest which stated his cargo was several crates of cupi dolls. Evidently, the cargo hold was empty but reeked of cannabis. The F.A.A. is also investigating the crash scene. Archie told reporters that his girlfriend, a Miss Shotzy Shaffer, fell asleep in his lap and her head prevented him from steering the plane properly.

7 comments:

howard hughes said...

Why don't you just say, she was holding onto his JOY STICK.

the happy hooker said...

Shotzy,

you go girl!

you didnt break any teeth did you?

shotzy said...

I don't know what happened. I was inducting Archie into the Mile High Club and before I knew it, we hit the sand.

we kan too said...

Word has it that the EPA is looking for Archie as well as Green Peace the Sierra Club, Surfrider foundation along with the Boys and Girls Club, the YMCA, YWCA and Dog the Bounty hunter followed by Gloria Allred

rin tin tin said...

I heard that he has kicked and or molested several dogs at San-O and PETA is out for his ass too.

s.o.n.g.s. security said...

have any of you clowns seen this Archie Rice character. He has contracted with the power plant to haul away nuclear waste and we have evidence he's flying the waste out over the ocean and dumping it.

Shotzy Shaffer said...

Archy rice is one hell of a man, yes but the rumors are untrue, i am too old for him, i understand he has a large endowment (if you know what i mean)


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