Sunday, May 04, 2008

Cube Steak Pimping Sano-O Daze

This Cube Steak has gotta go. He is bad mouthing our blog, stealing our names, repeatedly anwers his own posts and is obviously in bed with Henry Ford, The Paskowitz's, Allen Seymour and the Pro Toll Road crowd. To his horror, this weekend he was caught sleeping in BK's van, both of them nestled under one sleeping bag. Perhaps he is only acting as BK's driver and personal assistant but inquiring minds want to know the whole truth. A scoundrel such as he should at least show his entire face while preaching his bile. He can only be described at "Low Tide".

13 comments:

explosive diarrhea said...

He has been having some sort of trist with BK for years, but we have looked the other way for the sake of the children.

Larry Flynt said...

you outta see the revealing photos I have of the guy. I got one of him and Hilo Hattie that you wouldn't believe.

stop talking about me said...

Lighten up IDOTS!
I myself have been in bed or damn near, but in my own blanket thank you very much, with Paskowitzs, Seymour, Ford, BK, Murphy, and a whole mess of you San-O crewers. Space comes at premium when you're camping at San-O, or Mexico, or crashing over to someone's pad or camper.
I personally oppose the toll road, so don't lump me in with the Pro Toll Road Trolls.

marge prune said...

Oh, my land. There's nothing worse than a has been, than a never was at all. Btw, how does someone aquire the moniker 'Explosive Diarreaha', anyways? It sure has a nice ring to it.

big kookie said...

Cube calls me his Big Kookie and I call him "lovie dovie bun buns".

Anonymous said...

'Stop Talking About Mme' opposes the toll road. What a suck ass statement, however, it'll probably get you in real good with that mob down there. FYI, I, as Diane Fienstien and Barbara Boxer are adamently against it.


#33

Anonymous said...

big kookie, we know who you are, Henry.

marge prune said...

Hola, mi nombre es Fabio Nunez. I am pro 241 toll road, the soone the better. You will see how jammed the I-5 will be this summer with the NAFTA in full force.


#26

Anonymous said...

First, let me explain. I have nothing to do with
'explosive diarreah'. Secondly, I believe Tubes, described his misfortune regarding not showing his face. He hails from a family of hunchbacks, much like Quasimoto who is a level five hunchback. Thank you for understandind why Tube is unable to sit erect when doing the Vblog.


#09 a.

Spin Evans said...

I must apologize to The Tube as I honestly had no idea he came from Hunchback stock. Tube, I am extending the olive branch and can only hope you will accept it.

OB said...

I sit erect whilst reading this blog!

marge prune said...

'Spin', your not gonna believe this, but the whole
Steak family was cursed with this handicap. What really hurt is when heartless folk came up to him asking when he was going to find work. He, of course, would reply, "As soon as my uncle straightens out. "Now, Spin, you know how cruel people are". Now then, if you think that's a hardship, most of the family have but nine fingers.

Spin Evans said...

and I can truly feel the pain of the Steak family as all of the males in the Evans clan were all born with only one gonad.

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