Thursday, May 22, 2008

Tubesteak Uncovers Cult at San Onofre

According to Tubesteak's Vblog, there is evidence of a cult congregating at 4 a.m. at the kiosk. He has personally spotted this group gazing skyward in some sort of a trance. "This is a nasty group and should be avoided at all costs", stated Mr. Steak. Authorities are investigating and advise that all visitors stay away until after sunrise, when the purported cult seems to vanish.

5 comments:

carl sagan said...

this group of junior astronomers are bad news. Keep your distance!

tide hole said...

How then, is Tubes privy to this information. Once I visited a movie show to see the movie 'I Am Legend', the storyline was what happens once a nuclear holocaust devistates our planet Earth. Yes, the same one seen on GOOGLE Earth. Ghoules and morbidity prevail. The motion picture inspired by Richard Mathisons' novel of the same name. His characters closely resemble
the strange and weird cult that skulk near the kiosk at pre-dawn hours. I, however, feel Tubes, beacause of his deja vous knew this was coming. That, perhaps. is why the Vblog was broadcast. Tubes suggests keeping your eyes focused toward the heavens at all times.

pie hole said...

sounds like a new steven king movie.

Anonymous said...

Aw, jeeze, that illustration of the Spin's Space Clown really freightens me. I've always been afraid of clowns, especially since the SANODAZE photo of them klownz. That goofy kooking one sure resembles Irwindale

just clowning said...

This issue has been completely covered, is it clown's or clowns or clowns'? There is nothing more to see or say, move on.

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