Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Beach Blanket Burgers

Yep, Burger King has hired a production company to seek out "old surfers" to be in a 60's surfing commercial. They were at San-O in force this past Saturday searching for "older types" that surf. They were even doing on-site mini screen tests, both stills and video talkies. They hit me up at Four Doors but I had to turn them down as I am a strict "Vegan", but I did manage to steer them towards Archie Rice and Shotzy Shaffer. Archie, in his usual foul, having been shoulder hopped mood, bluntly refused their request. He told the young female interviewer that he and Shotzy only do XXX rated porno. The young lady was aghast as she crooked an eye towards Archie's boardshorts and exclaimed "why yes I do remember you, you're that famous "Long Dong Silver". Shotzy, not to be left out, "try this cigar, you won't believe where it's been". The young fem fatale' was last seen heading south, looking for some guy named Tubesteak.

8 comments:

doris dumpp said...

I know Tubes is familar with those old White Owl spots, he would of said, "Baby,you gots a White Owl, you light it I'll smoke it. Ta Da.

archies dog said...

That bitch was trying to scam archie, she dun seen da bulge in his drawers and then she jus wanted to get sum.

doris dumpp said...

"Say Dog, is that a revolver in your pocket or are you just glad to see me", she said. If you know what I mean, and I know you do, don't you?

the buzz said...

Spin is a sell-out and has gone commersh!! Just found out he made the cut for the Burger King commercial and is going to Hollywood today for the final screen test.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone recognize the initals for Burger King is, you guessed it, BK. Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction isn't it?



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turkey lurkey said...

Long Dong Silvers, Hi Ho Silvers, Lone Ranger's Silver, Silver threads, for criminey sake,what's going on here?

Spin Evans said...

went to the screen test for the Burger King commercial and the highlight of the evening was seeing Panaman nude. God, why did I do this?

Anonymous said...

Could it be to grab hold of a firm bun?

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