Yep, Burger King has hired a production company to seek out "old surfers" to be in a 60's surfing commercial. They were at San-O in force this past Saturday searching for "older types" that surf. They were even doing on-site mini screen tests, both stills and video talkies. They hit me up at Four Doors but I had to turn them down as I am a strict "Vegan", but I did manage to steer them towards Archie Rice and Shotzy Shaffer. Archie, in his usual foul, having been shoulder hopped mood, bluntly refused their request. He told the young female interviewer that he and Shotzy only do XXX rated porno. The young lady was aghast as she crooked an eye towards Archie's boardshorts and exclaimed "why yes I do remember you, you're that famous "Long Dong Silver". Shotzy, not to be left out, "try this cigar, you won't believe where it's been". The young fem fatale' was last seen heading south, looking for some guy named Tubesteak.