Monday, May 19, 2008

Tu La Nee Finally Exposed

My Dearest Murphy,
You were fantastic last night! Six times is a new record for you. Tell all those nasty boys at San-O Daze to leave you alone. That Dingo and Puttzle are sick little fiends. We both know you are a true legend and the best surfer at San Onofre. Hopefully I will be seeing you again tonight, you tiger.

Breathlessly Awaiting,
Tu La Nee

15 comments:

jenny craig said...

Oh Murphy you devil you. And I thought it was my diet program. Do you ever date older women??

just counting said...

Murph,

Six times!!! Wow. She said they almost added up to a minute. Hell, that's ten seconds a try. Not bad for a man of your age. Add in the blue pill and you may get it up all the way and get in the pink, if you know what I mean, and I know you do. Keep trying and don't get discouraged.

little man in the boat said...

and by the way, that Murphy likes to go south of the border, if you know what I mean and I know you do.
He makes me stand up and salute.

blog monitor said...

hey Tu La Nee, ya got any naked pictures of you and Murphy?

'Nofre regular said...

Holy Toledo Murphy, I've seen better heads in a cabbage patch. And, Little Man In the Boat, we know what you mean, we hear you.

panting puttzle said...

Murphy, will she go for a two girls one cup session and can I watch?

Anonymous said...

You have a dilema, Murph. She ain't wearing a leash!

tu la nee said...

I had a leash but last night my hunky Murphy tied me up with it. Oh my, I'm getting #@*&% just thinking about it.

Anonymous said...

Tu la la, have you met the Leash Captain Officer
Bob. He'll show you how those things work.

yu no hu said...

Yeah, that captain officer bob also likes to turn it butt first.

murphy said...

OH MY GOD! Spin what have you done "too me"? But you all know it wasn't me, not once did she mention the fact that I never removed my RED HAT! I'm on too you now. Did Tubesteak put you up too this? Stand-by to repell boarders.


(by the way, you missed some really good waves yesterday)

tu la nee said...

you boys are just jealous. My Murphy wakes up every morning "under the big top" and I know you know what I mean.

ron jeremy said...

back in 78' we were shooting Murphy in a Porno but had to scrap the project. He just wouldn't take off that skanky red hat. But he definitely showed promise.

big 5 said...

Don't you mean, he wakes up under a pup tent?

lol said...

Poor murph, he's the laughing stock of the blog. (again)

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