This particular land yacht was piloted by Captain Yappie, a rather self-obsessed, overbearing chap who is quite fond of all his accomplishments. He is very capable of discussing at length almost any subject you can think of. Evidently, Captain Yappie is a world traveler on both land and sea and is extremely pleased with himself. Unfortunately, he does suffer from R.A.D. or reverse attachment dissorder. This is a very rare abnormality causing the afflicted to attach oneself to anyone who will listen. Warning! This affliction has severe side effects to the listener by becoming bored to death.