Thursday, May 01, 2008

lighten up on hank



Henry Ford is a home town hero, shame on all those who besmirch his moral turpitude. Who amongst you is without fault. Who amongst you is qualified to interpret the impact of hanks good works? This man, like everyman should always be given the benefit of any doubt. Why do we villify surf promoters? money is not evil! As a balance to the otherwise slanted view presented here on sanodaze of his character and I must say, enough! I am witness to hanks good works and philanthropic gesture, there is no better man for the good work he does without me, none would know of his selfless service to the future genrations of surfers up and down our coast and across the world.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shotzy, are you and Hank having an affair?

Anonymous said...

Shaffer,Shotzy You are a kind and gracious person. I don't know why, but this San O' Days insists, for some reason or other, that he is San Clemente's whipping boy. Surfing is a tough sport; Furd has endured. Btw Shotz, did you know that photo of Henry, sitting on the 'Rib's' wall was taken over a half century ago by Dr.Leroy Grannis at Double Deuce in Hermosa Beach CA. I, myself, have been a Henry Ford fan for nearly sixty years.

henry fraud said...

Shlotzy:

Clearly you must be a Henry lover as your grammatical skills rival that of my 5 year old grandson and the neighbors illegal alien gardener. Lucky for you that Hank failed Dumbbell English as well so he will not notice your errors.

We are fortunate that old Hank is NOT from San Clemente and NOT a hero, therefore your first premise is hereby debunked.

If you wish to idolize Henry in a fashion to which you are accustomed, you must wait in line as there is one other commentator to this blog that has his nose so far up Henry's ass that it would take a crow bar to pry it out.

Spin Evans said...

I can only comment on how Henry has treated me personally. He is definitely one of the good guys and has alway been very gracious.

Anonymous said...

Spin: Much like a slimey politician, Henry will shake your hands and hold your babys. But behind closed doors he will plot your destruction.

Anon# 243-b13L. sector 7

king donkey said...

Anon' #3. There's a passage from the Holy Bible: "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones".

Betty Ford said...

I liked the tags you put on your post: "henry ford" and "the greatest man alive".

LOL! Keep up the good work.

Dude-steak said...

For those who don't get it:

IT'S SATIRE!

Do you know what satire is?
I know you do.

Satire is irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

king donkey said...

'Dude Steak', fyi, Henry Ford and befuddled Dingo are the two greatesto ever walk this planet of ours. They should be on San Onofre's 'Crawl of Fame', along with Tom Bistline's new BLOG.

legends rule said...

Well henry fraud, its better a nose up someones ass, than to be a giant ass such as yourself! if you don't like the blog or its contents, haul your fat ass out of here, it doesn't need you or your mindless comments about a surf legend or his friends. i smell jealousy on your part. piss off kook.

Anonymous said...

I honest to gawd can't believe this inane San-O Daze. Shalom!


#8

murphy said...

If you don't like Henry, thats ok, but don't blame him for your own short-comings. I guess being a surf legend just as any other high profile athlete, one becomes a target for the jealous.

BK=Bad Knews! said...

lay off henry, bk is the real jerk. 4 dui's, how many is it going to take before he kills someone or runs over a child before they wake up?

Anonymous said...

Murphy, comparing Henry Ford to BK is like camparing apples to oranges. You know what that means, I know you do, don't you.


#31

hf=henry fraud! said...

lay off bk, henry is the real jerk. 4 drug busts, how many is it going to take before he kills someone or runs over a child before they wake up?

Anonymous said...

Well Murphy, maybe I'm a little bit jealous I'm not a fullfledged Surf Legend like Henry is. That doesn't make me any less important does it? Henry Ford is closer to 80 than he is to 60. It's in the Encyclopedia of Surfing. Do you ever read it.

Voice of Reason said...

we need to agree to disagree on the Henry Ford issue. This is going nowhere fast.

murphy said...

You most have a guilty conscience, I don't beleave I mentioned any one person in my comment. No one is a LESSER PERSON, we make ourselves what we are, more Or less!

Anonymous said...

'Voice' Henry Ford is the talk of the town. Maybe, that's why I have the jealous feeling. One bright spot, he got BK of the front page. Did did anyone see BK's jailhouse tatoo. Just like Terry 'Hey, you got an extra beer' Beard.


#17

henry youngman said...

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. 'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd.

Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me..." So the Pope slapped her.

Anonymous said...

Henny, love your Spring material. You're still the greatest.

Anonymous said...

BK surfs better than HF

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