Top of the line RV with all the bells and whistles: $250,000
Numerous "soft tops", boogie boards, a dozen of Camping Worlds best folding chairs and assorted yuppie crap: $10,000
Brand new traffic cones to reserve your private section of San Onofre: $250
Day use tag: $10.00
Getting busted by Maggie in front of 75 onlookers who previously warned you about parking sideways, slideouts, and awnings while you subsequently snubbed them in the most arrogant tone you could muster: PRICELESS!!!!!!!