Monday, May 05, 2008

PRICELESS!

Top of the line RV with all the bells and whistles: $250,000

Numerous "soft tops", boogie boards, a dozen of Camping Worlds best folding chairs and assorted yuppie crap: $10,000

Brand new traffic cones to reserve your private section of San Onofre: $250

Day use tag: $10.00

Getting busted by Maggie in front of 75 onlookers who previously warned you about parking sideways, slideouts, and awnings while you subsequently snubbed them in the most arrogant tone you could muster: PRICELESS!!!!!!!

22 comments:

Spin Evans said...

Great post Dingo!! This guy was something else as his wife was a real bitch. He then had one of his buddies in a suburban park sideways in front of the awnings so they could have a little play yard that took up (2) parking spots. The guy had (9) boogie boards and (6) soft tops that were for display only and never got wet.

Anonymous said...

I had told Henry to park that thing in straight, but he wouldn't listen.

Winnie Bagel said...

you worthless surf bums think you own San Onofre. We will park as we damn well please and we will run our portable generator as long and loud as we want. Kiss Off!!!

Oxbow CEO said...

We are very pleased to see Henry is enjoying the new motorhome we gave him. You boys ain't seen nothing yet, we have 23 more land yachts coming in December. You best be movin them logs closer to the water. Make room, cuz we're comin to town.

henery the 8th i am said...

The back plate on Ford's new RV said :OX BOW 1".

Anonymous said...

Aw, Spin, what 'great post'? That is typical SOSC BOD lamenting. Remember the Surf Punks soNg "My Beach"? I know you do. Henry is an old timer, cut him some slack. Spin, tell Marty we send our best. Also the moment your done reading this go to Tubesteak's Diary.

ishkabibbel said...

You IDOTS!

That's the new Paskowitz bus paid in full by the opening weekend reciepts.

Leave then alone, will you?

Anonymous said...

Ish' I know you remember Kay Kyser, don't you?

ish said...

You Betcha, anon.
I started with his band back in
'31.

Very Funny said...

Very funny post. Now if we could write tickets to the kooks who cut everyone off.

marge prune said...

My land, Ish, that was a long time back. I loved the Kollege of Musical Knowledge.

Anonymous said...

'Very Funny', whaaa! What are you talking about, anyways? Beside, this is a Paskowitz family blog

how sweet it would have been said...

If only he had been drinking a beer when Maggie came up and then as he stood up to take swing at her, a baggie of crack fell out of his pocket. That, and a tow out of his vehcile after his arrest.

Anonymous said...

You darn guys. Leave BK be,
he's had enough problems to last a lifetime. Why don't none of you so callled 'subs' give the poor bloke a job.

Werker Comp said...

are you frikin nuts, he'd cut his hand off with a skil saw reaching for the Bud Lite.

hitachi and makita said...

no yu eva let dat white devil awound powa tool.

werner ladder said...

and keep him off our shit too.

jack hammer said...

don't even think about it.

homelite and husqvarna said...

tree trimming with a chain saw?? You're on drugs!!!

dunn edwards said...

he has the DT's so bad he can hold a paint brush an achieve a spatter coat.

Black and Decker said...

BK is legally banned from using our entire product line.

Anonymous said...

You guys got it all wrong. It was Archy Rice in his new rig who when questioned about his parking abilities said "Um next time I'll have the Manx towing off the back bumper, you guys at the point want to hog everything" He went on to comment that if anybody gave him anymore shit over the issue he was going to have his bodyguard strongman, Samon "Insert Ukulele's into the rectal cavities of the next to open their peiholes"......That guy is mental! Also worth noting, Archy was rather proud of the soft top that Bing custom shaped for him-wouldn't shut up about it. Signed, Anonymity Al B. Bildoubleu

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