Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Surfing Icon Announces New Film


Clark Foam today announced that it will provide financial backing for a new epic surf film. Sea More Studios is the executive producer and general partner in this new venture. In an industry twist, 70% of the net profits will go to the cast and crew while 47% of the net will go to the partnership investors. The remaining 32% of the net will be kicked back to Clark Foam for their generous support. Sea More Studios is currently seeking local surfing greats to star in this new genre. Call the studio if you are interested in a staring roll or just want to invest in this rare opportunity.

13 comments:

Mel Brooks said...

I want to be a Producer on that one!

scatterbrain said...

Gidget is looking for a gig who's the EP.

paris hilton said...

I'm looking for a part I can really sink my teeth into.

henry ford said...

scatterbrain, I will be running "the couch" so all casting goes directly through me.

Anonymous said...

Ford--O, when's Sydney Carton Esq. VI return. His Paskowitz thread attracted more viewers than anything else in the world including San Onofre Surf Club and Recreational Venture. Thanks Sydney.

henry ford said...

Anon, yes it was a great hook and we expect and hope for more from Sir Sydney. Every once in a great while, someone hits it out of the park and this was a grand slam.

gene siskel from the grave said...

Sydney Carton Esq you have left me breathless to say the least. All I can say is"bravisimo".

Shotzy Shaffer said...

I may be stupid...! and anonymous thionks i am..! but the math did not add up. Howazat?

vincent price said...

I'll bet old Siskel would like to say "two thumbs up" but both his thumbs are lost forevermore.

harvey weinstein of miramax said...

Shotzy, Shotzy, Shotzy-this is Hollywood math we're dealing with here, now pipe down.

friar tuck said...

Shotzy & Archy are trying to pull a Robin Hood, they're stealing from the rich and givin to the poor.

bee kay said...

you're confusing me.

henry chevrotet said...

Why is that man smiling?

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