Monday, May 12, 2008

San-O Ranger Ruins Mother's Day


What a pathetic little man!! Ranger Dougie DooRite terrorized the Mother's Day picnics at San-O this past Sunday. He was chewing out people for the smallest of infractions and then trying to escalate the problem with his taunts. One quote overheard was"either you're deaf or you think I stutter" was one line I heard while he berated a nice family. He busted my family for O'Douls bottles and an 8 foot leash on my dog. He was pissed that he found no alcohol as he checked each cup. This is a lonely, insecure, little man who pumps up his ego by challenging each and every person he encounters. He always makes the situation worse just by opening his mouth. He obviously suffers from an undersized penis and oversized ego. F.U. Doug

11 comments:

brainsick said...

Holy schitt, spin, posting stuff like this is like throwing gas on an open fire, in other words, you're going to get our ass thrown out of SANO. Hope you are happy.

Where's the love? said...

Wow Spin, that must have been one messed up day. Did you let Doug know that you pay his salary? I find that works well with public servants who have forgotten their role.

U were wise not to hit Doug said...

I like you and your dog and I don't like Doug.

You will not like this part, but glass bottles are not allowed on the beach and a 8 foot leash is too short. The rules are something we are all stuck with because of people who are not like you and dogs that are not like your dog.

Oh, and I'll bet DOUG was pissed MIGHTILY when he didn't find alcohol.

Spin Evans said...

I guess the topper was that BK was four cars down and in his usual stupor. Doug waved at him as he went by.

If the blog monitor wants to erase this entire post, its okay as I have now vented enough. SanO is still the best.

we are what we are said...

Delete it?
Nay, this is what we are.

brainsick said...

Spin, an age old adage was composed for BIGKOOK:
"Where there's smoke there's fire". Remember? I knew you would.

the pride said...

Sir, San Onofre is a State Operated sanctuary.You stated O'Doul's bottles. No bottles means no bottles. Leashed or unleashed, dogs do not belong on the beach. What letter did the last name of the familia end? The reason many folks, such as BK, congregate there is they think the can get away with mayham. San Onofre, as it's been for generations, is for the surfboard riding society. It is not a pub, or a doggy run, or a tot-lot. Thank you very much. As a matter of fact I'm recommending Ranger DooRite
for a commendation.

Spin Evans said...

I totally agree with no bottles, no loose dogs, no pallet fires and no booze. I was WRONG but its how you handle the confrontation. There are TWO rangers that always seem to escalate every encounter and we all know who they are. All the rest of them are fantastic. I can only hope that Ranger Hard-On retires soon. Some day he is going to be on the wrong end of the argument when he pushes it too far.

Anonymous said...

his piece of crap retard kid is twice the man he'll ever be. what a big shit bag. Doug and go all the way back to huntington o.p. 83. what an inflamatory moron, i can't wait until he is our new sector superintendant.

Anonymous said...

someday he is going to insult the wrong person and not be able to defend himself.

Anonymous said...

I boned doug hardings mother in 1956. I know you are reading this you a-hole. Remember me "two bits", yeah i thought you would, cum-n-get me now copper

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