Thursday, February 05, 2009

Floridian nabbed for public ménage a trois with plastic partners FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Bartusek's inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the crotch area." Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts," noted police. Bartusek is pictured at right in a Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shot. (4 pages)


Anonymous said...

Why don't you people at San-O Daaze try to find work, just leave us be.


GONZO said...

Doctor, if 60% chance
of no rain means no rain. Thursday 1500 they shut SANO down because of rain. What givee anyway?

amatuer forcaster said...

A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose.

"I think it's raining," he says to his wife.

"No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies.

Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them.

"Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

"It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.

But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow."

To which the man quietly says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

U.R. Shittenmee said...

Gawd, you have just lowered the bar once again and I didn't think it could get any lower.

Sydney, you need to come back in and save this low tide blog.

HELP ME said...

Sorry, boyz, due 2 inclement weather
Ol' Nofre is shut down indefinatly until further notice. Good news, you may park your vehicle where you turn for the E.McB beach-side mudpit where the State's yellow storadge bin
and abandoned blue life-guard tower are.

Moon Phase