Friday, February 06, 2009

ANOTHER 60% for you Tube

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Dr. Poontang said...

This appears to be one more attempt to mislead San-O Daze subscribers. Their illustration is nothing more than looking throgh a foggy window.

U.R. Shittenmee said...

surf beach was locked up tight today. That dusty, dirty road was a mud bogg and mostly under water.

Dr. Poontang said...

U.R., you ain't seen nothing yet. TomorroW, Sunday, and Monday, are going to be he the worse San Onofre beach has ever seen. Good luck, UR.

Stand up Comedian said...

A policeman pulls over BK for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells BK to blow into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."

"Fine then, just walk this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

Dr. Ralph said...

Get screwed stand-up.
Just tell me if the animation works or not.

Stand up said...

Ok Dr Ralph, you rule!!

Stand up said...

A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley:

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?
yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)

'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks'

Confused said...

I looked on YouTube for ANOTHER 60%but could not find it.

What did I do wrong?

Analyst said...

Confused, by my best analysis...your problem just exist...

AWESOME said...

SOME MORE BAD NEWS. That's correct, SANO is closed, and it appears for good. Good news, the trendy 'Trail 6' is open fot business.

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