Saturday, February 07, 2009

San Onofre Closed ! It's raining Cats and dogs! It is a good day to do ding repair.


19 comments:

CAPTAIN SPAULDING said...

Two choices. Doheny State Beach (paved) or 'Rib Trader' parking lot (asphalt).

U.R. Shittenmee said...

Sunday, 0900 hours, Sunday:

It's raining and locked out but many people walking in through the mud bogg. A veritible swamp. One highlight of the day, a dead dog was seen floating past the Point heading south. Probably another unsuccessful attempt by Murphy to become the Dog Wisperer.

colonel of the urinal said...

UR, methinks the desperate, bored SOSC, needs something to divert their one track mind away from paddleouts, shove outs if you will. Bro, let's be hip and practice paddle-outs, just in case.

U.R. Shittenmee said...

Colonel, you got that right! I got totally gassed on the last paddle out and almost croaked myself. I swear it was 500 yards offshore that day.

"Applause" said...

Murphy tried to sell his camper. He was having a lot of problems because the camper had 250,000 miles on it.

One day,he told his problem to Putzle. Puttzle told him "There is a way to make the camper easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied Murphy, "if I only can sell the camper."

"Okay," said Putzle. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a repair shop. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the odometer on your camper back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell it anymore."

The following weekend, Murphy made the trip to the mechanic.

About one month after that, Puttzle asked Murphy, "So...did you sell your camper?"

"No," replied Murphy, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

Anonymous said...

'Applause', that's funny stuff. Returning to San Onofre surfing during February '86, the wre torrential downpours at the mudslop road. They shut the beach down, pronto. This, precisly what's happening now. No more Ol' Nofre. Kiss 'er goodbye. SOSC had the chance to pave it, but they think Gard Chapin and Bud Morrisey are coming back. No way, Tokay.


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old man's said...

Son, I was there, it's all true as true can be. No BS. Let the fish camp road stay. Barney, Jack, Andre, Art, Eddie, Tulie, Curley, Buddy, and Opasi, and the entire Old Timers Reunion are coming back. Vines, Whitey hats, orchids, leis, it will be beautiful, Bammboo Room Symphony Oerchatstra, ukeleles, Dogpatch Memorial photos, everything for your yearbook. We love you. Aloha and Mahalo.

remember said...

U P D A T E C E N T R A L!
As usual SANO is shut down.
SANO will not be accessable until mid week. I paid $125.00 cash to park in an area far from the ocean filled with State storage bins and discarded blue lifeguard towers. I complained to the kiosk attendant who said if weren't happy drive way the hell up to Doheny StaTe Park where the road is paved with identafiable yellow
parking stalls. Thank you Gov.Arnold.

U.R. Shittenmee said...

I was parked in the kook lot too, wathcing ranger M giving out parking tickets as there was no room to park and walk in even. The road in looks like a Louisiana Bayou today and with the rain tonite, kiss most of next week goodbye too.

MY MEDS said...

UR, as far as I'm concerned San Onofre surf beach can KMMFA goodbye. I didn't need that place then, I don't need it now. Can you believe that place. The jerks they give tickets don't care. They'll be back. You can wager on that.

Anonymous said...

'My Meds', that's nothing. At5:00 PM today, Sunday, there's a funeral scheduled at Old Man's. Will they allow the hease transporting the corpse pass through the kiosk and on to the sloppy road?

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Max the Mortician said...

the casket is being placed upon a 12'0 SUP board, doused with charcoal fluid and set ablaze. The family requested an authentic Viking funeral. As far as I know, it's still a go.

Anonymous said...

Max, way to go.

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U.R. NUTS said...

ARE THESE THE COMMENTS OF SEVERAL DIFFERENT PEOPLE? OR IS SOMEONE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH HIS/HER SELF!

Anonymous said...

'Your Nutz', methinks we're dealing with a eunach here. Or whatever that thing is.

CAPT. DOHENY said...

You bros are welcome up here anytime. Paved parking daily, rain or shine.

Cold Day in Hell said...

Capt Doheny, that'll be the day or as a legend once said

"No Way Tokay"

Anonymous said...

'Hell', once I overheard a legend proclaim,"No way, Santa Fe. You know who that was, don't you.

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el pachuco said...

Si, senor, no way Jose.

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