Saturday, February 28, 2009

Help!


Day before yesterday someone took the goggles that were hanging on the tree. Eyewitnesses fingered the culprit as a security guy at the Laguna Cliffs Marriott in Dana Point! Please return the goggles, no questions asked. You can keep the frisbee.

6 comments:

don't take things that don't belong to you said...

YEAH! Its the guy that drives the little black car and surfs at old mans! Maybe if you see his board just sitting there with no one is around I guess it would be OK to take it huh? Hell why not take his car! It was just sitting there!

Shotzy Shaffer said...

thats my goddam tie and sneakers!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he will take Wickerman if we hang him from the tree!

HEADLESS said...

Ms Shaffer, you can not soar with eagles when you're walking in the ground with turkies.

Howard said...

How did my butt-plug get on there?

Anonymous said...

no wonder he is such a hopper, it's hard to focus when you're having an anal-spincter orgasm.

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