NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
see, I'm a better looking woman than you too.
This San-O Dazy keeps pushing its luck.
I asked it before and I'll ask it again, Murphy.Exactly what is this wonderful homo-erotic site that you are pulling these pictures off of? I got to know!
U.R. Shittenmee came home just in time to find his dog in bed with Murphy. In a total rage, he dragged Murphy down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. He then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next he picked up a hacksaw. Murphy terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?" Shittenmee, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
Hello, Republicans. George W.Bush and his father have done more to harm the United Sates of America than any two people alive.
I don't know about that! Murphy and u.r. are doing a pretty good job of it!
PLEASE! What is wrong with I?
Young Murphy is helping his mom make a chocolate cake when he smears frosting all over his face. "Look mom, I'm black!" he says. His mom slaps the shit out of him and tells Murphy to repeat what he said to his father. Off he goes to his father who also slaps him and tells him to go repeat that to his grandpa. Grandpa does the same thing and tells him to go back to his mother. His mother says, "So Murphy, what have you learnt after all that?" Murphy replies, "Well mom, I've been black for only 5 minutes and already I hate you honkys."
Jockey, have you heard they replaced that dimwit Republican, George =W= with a swartza?
Shouldn't that header read: "DRESSED TO THRILL"!
'Murpph's Sexir', you been listening to the Everly Brothers agai, haven't you. Remember 'Dream'?
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