Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Don't cheat and enlarge it...

Can you spot the 44th president of the United States of America in the chart below?


ENOUGH said...

What is this crappola. We want jokes.

Oye, you want jokes? said...

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said,
'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally,
but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Murphy raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Murphy

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
so she called on him for his offering.

Murphy said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,
but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

Smart Ass said...

God damn it!

I couldn't figure it out. So I tried to enlarge it and it won't enlarge!

ENOUGH said...

Good stuff, Oye, see the producer, you got yourself a job.

Click here! said...

This is why you're fat!

rabbi meshka said...


Big Black Dick said...

Hi Rabbi!

Can you help me with an adult circumcision?

Anonymous said...

No my pupil, but there is A Rabbi from Keats
Who can cicumcise very
Neat, but on the passover
They kicked his ass over
He was selling the Clippings For meat.


Common Sense said...

Here are some definitions to keep in mind over the next four years.

bi-partisan - When Republicans agree with Dimocrats.

partisan - When Republicans don't agree with Dimocrats.

Principled Opposition - When Dimocrats don't agree with Republicans.

BIG DICK said...

'common sense', you best get new writers.

QUESTION: said...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

Answer: Because he's black.

Anonymous said...

The racism and hatred of this blog really makes me sad. Our new president is a better surfer than any in my memory.

Yes, I'm a liberal, but I do not expect a surfing-based blog to reflect my political opinion, or anyone else's. I enjoy surfing with my Republican friends and everyone else, a person's race or politics is not important in the water, we are all the same color in our wetsuits.

Now, long-boarders, that is a different matter. They have just got to go. How can you guys stand to ride the mushy pussy-waves at San-O on those big pieces of crap? I cut down my long board in '68 and never looked back.

Moon Phase