Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Not To Be Outdone...


...Murphy's dog decided to apply her own from Murphy's supply.

6 comments:

Rim Shot said...

Murphy went to a carpenter and asked, "Can you build me a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?"

"Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It could be done, I suppose, but what would you want a box like that for?"

"Well, you see," said Murphy, "my neighbor moved away and forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose."

TA DA said...

I've had a very rough day.I put my shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off. Now, I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

Rim Shot said...

Puttzle, Dingo, and Murphy are running away from the Rangers when they reach the Trestles wetlands and they decide to hide by each climbing a tree.

When the Rangerss arrive, they go to the first tree where the Puttzle is, and shout, "We know you're up there; come down." Puttzle, thinking fast, says, "Tweet, tweet, tweet..."

The Rangers, thinking that it's a bird, move on to the next tree where Dingo is and once again shout, "We know you're up there; come down."

Dingo, thinking fast, says, "Hoot, Hoot, Hoot..." The Rangers, thinking that it's an owl, move on to the next tree where Murphy is and once again shout, "We know you're up there; come down."

Murphy thinks for a while and then says, "Moo, moo, moo..."

Orale Ese said...

A 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Mexico. Mexican officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies.

TA DA said...

Orale, are you sure it wasn't a white Econnoline van with yellow Frontera license plates.

Anonymous said...

Doggie lovers what is this?
Where's Velzy, Trent, Pop, Diff, Barney, and all the greats when we need them. Dogs. Yuck! What's become of surfing?

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