Friday, February 20, 2009

HELICOPTER CRASH LAST NIGHT DEVASTATES DOGPATCH!


23 comments:

Herbert Morrison said...

Oh, the humanity!

Anonymous said...

The horror!

lord of the forest said...

Just what in hell is going on here?

RABBI JACOBS said...

A candle-light vigil will be held at Bldg. #5 tomorrow, Saturday at 1900 sharp. Shalom

b k said...

Now I'm bummed! I thought they said a "BUD LIGHT" vigil, damn!

TCA road builders said...

What an awesome idea. Next in the pipe, Heli-pads in the State park for all the well to do Orange county bureacrats!! Thanks guys, could'nt have thought of it with out you:)Of course the SOBOD will have top priviledges.

Anonymous said...

Murphy, every now and then you really come up with a good one!

And the same will be true when you repeat it the next time a chopper goes down at Old Man.

U.R. Shittenmee said...

the scary thing is though, the toys in the photo belong to Murphy.

BLACK PUSSY said...

Terry Beard will play Murphy in the movie.

little bopper said...

What the crapp is happened to San Onofre anyways. Un paved road closed day after day. Growlers 1 throughh 5 unsightly horror stories. The ongoing rhetoric about how the Club wants it to look in case the 'Nofre Legends return from the dead. They say we can't return your dues we need the moolah for Bulkee Tee sales, and there's no way we will ever change our dirt road. No way, Rene.

billy bunion said...

A bloated body was discovered at Dogpatch this afternoon. Corpner's office needs your help identifieng the remains.

911 said...

Still, another victim was discovered, this time behind Bldg. #1 at the point. The corpse was decapitaded, no head was found. The beach will remained closed again until Wednesday for inv-
estigational purposes. Thank you.

Dr. Funnybone said...

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Murphy and says, "I was
looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!"

Murphy answers, "The joke's on you kid, Nyah, nyah,nyah! I wasn't even home last night."

BIG DICK said...

Cheezus, Funnybone, now that's comedy

nature boy roy said...

Hi all, we found the man's head at Trail 6. The Lifeguards delivered it to the Vista Mourge, placing in a preservation fluid.

Dr. Funnybone said...

Murphy goes to a whore house. The Madam is out of women but, since it is Murphy she thinks she can get away with a blow up doll and he will never know the difference.

Murphy comes out after being in the room for five minutes. "How was it?", says the Madam. "Not good at all," says Murphy, "I bit her nipple, she let out this huge fart and then flew out the window!"

Anonymous said...

Holy Key Rye'rst, Dr.FB,that is the best joke I'v read in m/y entire life.

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Cal Trans said...

Murphy is hired to paint the lines on the road. On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only one mile of the road. Disappointed his boss asks what the problem was. Murphy replies, "Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket."

STOP IT said...

'Cal Trans', you must be kidding. Nobody can be that dumb.

THE BIG LOSER said...

Stop it! You're making ME cry!

Anonymous said...

'Loser', what a great song title.

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Dr. Kevorkian said...

Dr. Ralph en route to home regularly stopped off at the local tavern for a hazelnut daiquiri. The bartender, who could count on the doc's arrival like clockwork, always had the drink fresh on the bar.

But one evening, to the bartender's dismay, he found himself out of hazelnut liqueur for the doctor's favorite drink. So he quickly made a daiquiri with hickory nuts and had it ready when the doctor showed up.

Dr. Ralph duly arrived, took a sip and complained, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"

"Nope," the barkeep replied,

"it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

MALE MODEL said...

Oh, puhleeze, Doctor.

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