Tuesday, February 10, 2009

BOD Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday Puttzle & Many More.

13 comments:

OLD MAN'S said...

Why do you poor souls stick to surfing. Puttzle is yesterday's coffee grounds.

Anonymous said...

This is not funny, not funny at all. Puttzle deserves more than one measly message, that being about being last weeks trash. Shame on all of you.

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a non amos said...

Arrgghhh!

HOLD IT said...

Anon Amigos, what was that?

Shotzy Shaffer said...

Hey Pretzel it's SHOTZY! Happy f-ing Birthday!, ciao baby

DICK said...

Such a cutesy little chat room we have here. It sure is cozy, isn't it.

Stand up Commedian said...

One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.

But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.

Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"

The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."

He soon falls asleep.

Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.

Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."

Part 2 said...

So now he is sitting in his living room watching TV when all of a sudden the door bursts open and his girlfriend storms through. "You fucking asshole!" she screams and heads into the bedroom. Stunned, the man walks toward the bedroom, wondering 'now what have I done?'. Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a pedophile!" The man responds, "Wow... pedophile... that's a big word for a 12 year old."

Scarred for life said...

Young Murphy goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Dad, do ya know how old I am today?" His father says, "No... how old?" He says, "I'm eleven!" He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Nanna, know how old I am today?" She says, "Come closer..." She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven." He says, "How could you tell?" She says, "I heard you tell your father."

ENOUGH said...

'Scarred', you are fired!

Harper Collins Publishing said...

this is all jibberish and non sensical crap and has no business being part of the printed word.

Are you all still writing with Crayons?

Leave Murphy Alone! said...

A man is driving down the freeway and immediately pulls over when he spots little Murphy on the side of the road. He sees that he is crying and asks him what is wrong. Murphy points over to a car that is crashed and turned over. The man says "Oh no, where are your parents, sweetie?" He cries harder and points again to the wrecked car. The man unzips his fly down and says, "Well sweetie, today is not your lucky day..."

Anonymous said...

Hey Puttzle, Your the coolest! I don't care if my buddy doesn't like. He can't surf and ugly.

Hop you later!

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