Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Boardshorts Now Custom Fitted by Murphy

Yes I know, this is a threepete, but Murphy is now offering custom fittings by himself to all comers. "I especially enjoy measuring the inseam and package zones" stated Murphy in a recent interview. Evidently, Murphy came up with the fashion design after watching young men knee paddling out. All custom fittings are performed in the back of his camper truck for privacy reasons. Order your's today!

8 comments:

I'll be here all week said...

Murphy saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, "Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt backwards?"

The priest laughed, "Because, my son, I am a Father!" Murphy scratched his head. "But I am a father too, and I don't wear my shirt backwards!"

Again the priest laughed. "But I am a Father of thousands!" To which Murphy replied, "Well then you should wear your shorts backwards!"

TA DA said...

A guy is standing in front of his locker at the Hillcrest Country Club admiring a new golf ball in his hand. One of his golfing buddies says to him, "New ball?' The guy says, "Would you believe this is the greatest golf ball ever made? You can't lose it. You hit it into the rough and it whistles. You hit it into the woods and a bell goes off. You drive into the lake and a big burst of steam goes off
six feet in the air for two whole minutes."
"That's amazing," says his friend. "Where'd you get it?" And the guy says, "I found it."

i. repete said...

If no one else will say it, I will "REPEAT"!

U.R. said...

read the damn post, it says it's a threepete damnit. You ain't dealin with Murphy here.

Shotzy Shaffer said...

this is how my ass will look when i am done low carbing.

Anonymous said...

Shotz', low carbs are great. Check with your cardiologist. Animal flesh is killer. You must bulk up on carbs.

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