Monday, February 23, 2009

GETTING READY FOR HIS ARMED GUARD JOB!


U.R. SHITTENMEE loads his pistol as he prepares for his night watchman's job at the "EVERYTHING LEATHER AND LACE" store which is located next door to the BOOM BOOM ROOM in Laguna.

5 comments:

Big Black Dick said...

Sorry Murph, Shittenme wins this round.

Now back to the gay sites...both of you.

Anonymous said...

They told me that if I voted for McCain, the stock market would continue to crash. Well, I voted for McCain and look what happened!

Carl Sagan said...

Murphy attended the international science convention, where all the countries of the world gathered to compare their scientific achievements and plans. The scientists listened to the United States describe how they were another step closer to a cure for cancer, and the Russians were preparing a space ship to go to Saturn, and Germany was inventing a car that runs on water. Soon, it was Murphys turn to speak. "Well, I am preparing a space ship to fly to the sun." This, of course was met with much ridicule. They were asked how he planned to deal with the sun's extreme heat. "Simple, I'm going at night!"

MEDS PLEASE said...

SURFBOARD RIDING, PLEASE.

U.R. Shittenmee said...

yes, let's get back to surfing, gay blades, excrement and the demise of SanO.

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